Leave Mike Rowe Alone

Discovery channel has a show called Dirty Jobs. I think most people have seen it. It's a pretty decent show with some hilarious antics. The show is hosted by Mike Rowe, a wise cracking inept blue collar looking fellow who tries to take on the dirtiest jobs around. As it turns out Mike was once an employee of the same company I work for. And with the Alumni Crab Picnic just around the corner the whole company is sending Mike a video invitation or something. I am obviously not a part of this nor would I care to be. From what I have heard Mike was employed by my company for no more than 14 months and this was sometime around 1980. Why the hell would he come back to eat crabs in a parking lot to see 4 people he met in 1980? Mike Rowe, if you can read this, just stay at home.

How Fredward Met Abigail

Since last night I have observed my boas courting heavily. The male was introduced into the female's cage on Wednesday and they both showed immediate interest in one another. Lots of tongue flicking and crawling on top of one another. Within 24 hours the male was on top of the female forming a zig zag pattern over the lower half of her body. He will squeeze her in regular intervals and ride her around for the next several weeks. All this leads up to copulation and helps stimulate the female for breeding. Right now they are under the paper in their cage but I will try to get some pictures soon. Needless to say I am super stoked to see good signs of courtship. It's still early in the season but I am feeling pretty confident.

Come On Little Miss And Do The Twist

My '04 Albino female boa was doing the twist this morning. The "pre-ovulation twist" as some breeders call it. This is the development of ovarian follicles before they move into the oviducts to be fertilized. She had the typical swelling over about 30% of her body. She was stretched out with tight curves and seemed to be uncomfortable and tense. I guess this is something like boa PMS. I am very excited to see the first signs of breeding interest in her. My '05 Hypo het Albino male has been off food since the last week in August and this is the second week the female has refused to eat. Now with signs of pre-ovulation and the male searching his cage all night long I am ready to introduce the two. I plan on cleaning the female's cage tonight and placing the male in with her tonight or tomorrow at the latest. With any luck I will see courtship between them by the weekend.

Bass Gear Mini Review: Avatar B210 Neo

I received my B210 from Avatar Speakers about a week ago. I have yet to use it at band practice but have been testing it out on my own. In a lot of ways this cab is very similar to the B212 I already reviewed so I am going to skip the specifics and talk only about the tone from the cab. Running this cab solo gives me a nice option for practicing alone or an acoustic setting. The 2 10"s give great mid and high end response and the adjustable tweeter lets me dial in just how much I want on the top end. The bass response on this cab is good but not great. It sounds a little lacking to me but is by no means thin sounding. For the right style or setting this cab would be great for smaller gigs. But I am more excited about the pairing of the B210 and the B212. These cabs together produce the exact sound I was hoping for. I use the B212 with the tweeter off and dial in the highs on the B210 at about 9 O'clock. The B210 fills it's role perfectly, producing more punch and fuller highs than the B212. My rig sounds more well rounded and I even get more response from changes on the amp while running both cabs. Plus the volume from these cabs is intense. I am now running at my amp's full 700 watts and you can feel/hear it. I wish I still had my old 6x10 Ampeg for comparison but from memory this stack is way louder. I am very pleased with the B210. Avatar has made two great cabinets with great tone on their own. But the pairing of these two cabs is far greater than the sum of their parts. It also looks sexy as hell.

Bass Gear Review: Intro & Avatar B212 Neo Cab

I was recently invited to reform Silent Film with guitarists Brad and Chad. I also recently bought a whole new bass rig. I wanted to give some reviews of the gear on here. I never fully trusted the reviews on merchant sites like Amazon or Musician's Friend. So hopefully someone finds these of some use or at least more interesting than my usual snake ramblings.

I ordered the B212 in August 2007 for $380. I choose the brown Tolex (an extra $39) 8ohm version rated at 500w RMS. It is loaded with two 12" custom Eminence neodymium speakers plus a tweeter. With two 1/4 inch inputs, a Speakon connector, and a tweeter volume control on the back. A nice array of features and the only things I can knock it on here is not having a second Speakon connector. The construction quality is very high on this cabinet. Weighing in at 56lbs. this cab is lighter but still solid. It is pretty well balanced, making it easier to carry, and feels rugged. There are recessed steel handles and large rubber covers on the corners. These corner guards are ridged to add traction and to interlock if stacked with another cab. The front is covered with a metal grill that is held in place very securely with 8 screws and rubber spacers to prevent rattling. There is a 12db Mylar crossover...which admittedly I had no clue about! Customer service was good but all I did was place an order. They only accept phone or email orders so those of us who are accustomed to fancy, super secure online stores might feel a little weary. Rest assured they are legit and handle all your info very securely. Shipping was pretty fast, 5 business days cross country, and cheap, $42.

As for the important stuff. This cab sounds great! I have played my current amp, a GK 1001-RB II(review to come), through a few different cabinets at Guitar Center. Off the top of my head there were GKs, Ampeg, a Mesa, and Mark Bass. The only ones that were close are the GKs and the Mark Bass cabs which are at least twice the price. The B212 uses custom Eminence neodymium speakers which have a much longer cone travel than most other bass drivers. This allows fuller low frequency response from the 12" speakers. The sound lives up to these claims. The low B on my five string no longer invoked that almost toneless woofing rumble. Instead it now sounded much more musical and full but still retained it's growl. In fact I noticed an improvement in the E string as well. Silent Film plays in drop D, formerly in the string tension nightmare of drop C, and the better bass response gave a little extra power to the open D. The mids were impressive as well. These 12"s gave enough punch to rival most 10" speakers out there. While not enough to coax a slap happy bassist from his 10" punch machine, it is more than enough to let this cab stand on its own and cut through the rest of the mix. With the tweeter volume at about 9 O'clock I found the highs to be just right. Crisp and clear with just a little sparkle. With the tweeter turned off the cab did sound a little dull. At full volume the tweeter produced highs that were too much for my taste but I could see them being usable in other settings and for other players. As far as volume goes this cab is pretty damn loud. My finger style is pretty quite and I normally find myself turning the amp up as the guitarists really start to crank those tubes. But at last practice with this cab I was good from start to finish. There is a whistling at very high volumes. I have read that this is caused by air being forced out of unused 1/4" jacks. There are special screw on covers you can purchase to stop this or I've heard an ear plug does the trick nicely. Really, I don't see it being a problem in a band setting as the whistling is not that loud.

Overall I am very happy with the Avatar B212 Neo. So happy that I ordered a 2 10" Neo cab from Avatar the day after this one arrived. The 10"s should help give that little extra punch this cab is missing. Also, with the two 8ohm cabs I can run my amp at full power, 700w at 4ohms! I will post a review of the B210 once it arrives. Things that could be better about this cab? Like I said, casters would be nice and another Speakon connector for those tricky configurations on stage. I also would like a cloth grill cover as opposed to the metal. Cloth always looks more classy and finished to me and the option would have been nice. I do like the custom colors of Tolex and they even have an option to coat it in Line-X which is used to protect truck beds. As for the sound, I think these Eminence 12"s are squeezing the most tone and volume you can from a 12" speaker. Plus the Neodymium magnets save your back from completely breaking. I would bet hard cash that a better cab cannot be found for this price.

Avatar Speakers

The Reptile Mecca

The National Reptile Breeder's Expo was a couple of weeks ago in Daytona, Fl. This is the largest reptile show in the world, it typically sells out the majority of the hotels in Daytona. Not bad considering that just 30 years ago herpeticulture was still in it's infancy. While I did not attend, I do take a special interest in the aftermath of the show. I feel that this show can help gauge the health of the reptile industry and hobby. Some years are great, some years are terrible, and some years are mixed between breeders or even species. I keep in contact with a few of the larger breeders that attend and the reptile forums and message boards are normally packed with posts about the event. Knowing how well breeders did in sales and seeing the type of purchases made can give a good snapshot of how the show went and where the hobby is moving. These things are incredibly important in the reptile trade. One year a snake morph could go for $3,500 and the next year some people are selling them for less than $1,000. How is a new breeder supposed to read a market that can change so quick and buyers who can be so fickle?

The best way to try and predict the future is by looking at what everyone is buying now. A few years ago people were snatching up albino boas and hypomelanistic het albino boas. When breed together these two morphs will produce a designer morph known as a Sunglow boa. So no surprise when about two to three years, it takes about three years for female boas to reach sexual maturity, after this big increase in albino and hypo het albino sales we see tons of Sunglows for sale. This flood of Sunglows and their albino, hypo, and hypo het albino siblings drove down the price for all three morphs. This year's sales are not quite as clear. There are a few newer morphs on the market Blood boas, Caramel albinos, and Squaretails being a few that really excite me. But the big sellers seem to be the Co-Dominant mixes. Without going into genetics Co-Dom morphs will produce two appearances one that shows some of the new trait and some of the normal color and pattern, called hets, and one that shows nothing but the new trait, a homo or super. The spectacular nature of the super forms and the ability to see the trait in first generation offspring make these high dollar and high demand morphs. Mix these with Recessive traits like albino, anerythristic, or even other Co-Dom morphs and you have a snake that is very desirable. While this leaves a lot of possibilities for mixing new morph combinations it does little to shed any light on the future market. The strong sales of this year's shows and the newer Recessive morphs are good clues that the market will stay healthy but beyond this I am at a loss. I will have to look to other markets to see how to handle this unclear future but for now all I can think is diversity. Instead of branching out into some other species I will need to focus on building a strong diverse collection of boas. This should allow me to better adapt to any trends that might pop up in the future and at the very least give me an excuse to get more snakes.

Busy as an Africanized Bee

Playing catch up here and made some changes to the layout. Added a blog roll with one link. This is to be expected as I have one friend. I am also planning some posts in the next few days on bands, music gear, tattoos, and Shaolin monks.